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What?

Hey, sorry I didn't go shopping with you. I've been a total bum all day.

I know, like you called me to come over and I was just like, what the fuck, you were supposed to meet me at the mall, like, for real.

So, did you like, watch TV or whatever?

I just laid around and watched TV, lay on this couch, waiting for you to come over.